Bro got that lt2 meal<br><br>Edit: ty for 1.9k likes 🎉
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gamer meal
Practice ❎️ eggs✅️
yoooo I ate eggs and it's real, I improved a lot
Bruh i eat eggs every day and makes me bother
LET ME TRY THIS 😂
Marlow just casually eating 100+ eggs every morning to stay ht1
Eggs😃 Eggs💀
💀💀💀💀
Nah she's just that good and cute
No wonder I’m so bad at PvP, I’m allergic to eggs
Rip man
lol
Me too but I still eat it but it has no effects <br>Pov:my parents said that I can't eat too much because that is the time I'll get sideeffect
Eating eggs every morning can theoretically improve your Minecraft PvP performance due to their rich nutritional profile. Eggs are high in protein, which supports muscle function and reaction speed even in fine motor control like rapid mouse movements and keystrokes. More importantly, eggs contain choline, a nutrient essential for brain health. Choline helps produce acetylcholine, a neurotransmitter involved in memory, focus, and quick decision-making key skills when you're dodging crystals or perfectly timing a W-tap.<br>Additionally, eggs contain B vitamins (especially B12), which support energy metabolism and may reduce fatigue during long PvP sessions. The high-quality fats found in egg yolks also aid in regulating mood and stabilizing energy, possibly making you less likely to rage quit after getting spawn killed.<br>So, while eggs won’t give you hacks, they might give your brain a little buff like a mini IRL potion of swiftness (mental version).<br>Disclaimer: No egg can save you if you queue ranked crystal PvP on 3 hours of sleep.
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Holy ChatGPT :/
Thx Mr. scientist
Bye i am going to buy 100 box of eggs 🍳
I am going to buy 1000000000000000000000000000000098654445 boxes of egs
I've been trying to be like sharpness but I can't, now I just found out that I need to eat eggs
I’ve been eating eggs every day and it’s helping me PVP a little thanks for the tip
me who’s allergic to eggs:
If you want to combo take this<br><br>Let me give you a tip for combos<br><br>Never spam sword hits<br><br>Cause they deal 1 heart to a mob with no armor but a 100% in the knife thingy under the crosshair deals 13-15 hp which is 8 hearts <br><br>But at 75% its better cause you can hit faster and deal 6 hearts stoll a ton of damage and with sprint hits its gonna be a w <br><br>Just do s-tapping which is<br>Hold W<br>Hit<br>Press S<br><br>And W-tapping<br>Hold (sprint button)<br>Hit<br>Release<br><br>Also critical hits does 50% more damage than the normal hits<br><br>Crit punishing:<br>When you get hit by the opponent by a sprint hits its you should hit while your in the air it counts as a critical hit<br><br><br><br>Spacing is about controlling the distance between you and the opponent <br><br>The goal is to distance yourself 3 blocks from the opponent<br>This includes S tapping<br><br>And aimmin at the eye level is better than aimming at their legs because they wont take any damage<br><br>Hope this helped😊
Egg ad
Mom tips be like:
and people still believe school makes you a better person
Sharpness:I love eggs they make you good at PvP<br>*Technoblade*:Stay in school kids,it makes you Better at PvP
stay in ihop kids they make you better at pvp
Bro he said that for fun 😂
Ofc he did bro this video is ment to be a joke ....
r/wooosh rn if this was reddit
He said that as a joke<br>This video is a joke<br>And your life is a joke 💀
Placebo effect is really amazing
is that if someone thinks something'll affect them in a paticular way so them thinking that causes it to happen even tho its not the actual thing helping/affecting them?
Wat I'm saying
@Jenzy1337 yeah it's like somebody says eating cheese will make you run faster or smth(rly dumb example) and u try it out and u just feel like it makes u faster since ur told that but it doesn't for real I think
Just release the tpack bro
Why does lapis kinda sound like GugaFoods lol
EggCHAN
No wonder the title said “recipe” 🙏